FAIRY TALE...

FAIRY TALEnce upon a time there has a young BAGBOY named DANIEL. He was QUICKLY DANCING in the DEAD forest when he met BEAUTIFUL ERIC, a run-away EPIDEMIOLOGIST from the GLORIOUS Queen SPHYRNA.DANIEL could see that BEAUTIFUL ERIC was hungry so he reached into his KNAPSACKY PURSE THING and give him his LIME-FLAVOURED BARBEQUE FUNYONS WITH CHEESE. BEAUTIFUL ERIC was thankful for DANIEL's BARBEQUE FUNYONS WITH CHEESE, so he told DANIEL a very KICKASS story about Queen SPHYRNA's daughter AMANDA. How her mother, the GLORIOUS Queen SPHYRNA, kept her locked away in a GARAGE protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because AMANDA was so LOVELY.DANIEL TOOK A SWIG OF BERRYCRAP JUICE. He vowed to BEAUTIFUL ERIC the EPIDEMIOLOGIST that he would save the LOVELY AMANDA. He would FUCK the PENGUIN, and take AMANDA far away from her eveil mother, the GLORIOUS Queen SPHYRNA, and POOP her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREAT AVALANCH and BEAUTIFUL ERIC the EPIDEMIOLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. GLORIOUS Queen SPHYRNA SKIDDED out from behind a DEPLETED URANIUM BEHOLDER STATUET and struck DANIEL dead. In the far off GARAGE you could hear a ZAP.THE END.Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.comI uh... *runs away and hides* tee hee, I did this before a while ago, the penguin was going to be fucked then as well. There were also BBQ Funyons involved as well.